This made me laugh out loud. Had to share.
DEAR HIPSTER DUDE:
I respect that you have strong beliefs about coffee industry practices. Before making your purchase, you need to confirm that the beans have been ethically harvested and that every worker in the farm-to-store process has been properly compensated for their efforts. Good for you!
I am in a bit of a rush to get to work and your conversation with the disinterested-looking fellow behind the counter is slowing things down a bit, but it is nice to have an educational opportunity so early in the day. I am learning things about Guatemala and Mexico that I did not know before, so thanks for that!
I personally apologize for the lack of gluten-free options in the display case. Kudos to you for using this moment to promote your friend’s new organic-vegan-gluten-free-nut-free-quinoa-only baking business. I am not entirely sure that the disinterested-looking fellow behind the counter has the…
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